said that rick santorum is a fake, and santorum responded by saying, "i'm real." [ laughter ] and then romney was, like, "yeah, i'm a real human, too, ha ha ha. let's change the subject. [ laughter ] let's change the subject." did anyone see this? paris hilton just released a music video for her new song, "drunk text." [ cheers ] so look out, adele. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: the number one song. ♪ it was a drunk text it was a drunk text i'm sorry about that it was a drunk text ♪ ♪ a drunk text it was a drunk text i'm so sorry i sent that drunk text ♪ ♪ i'm sorry about it and you're hot that's hot that's hot ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's actually pretty good. i like that song. >> steve: hey, that just went to number one. >> jimmy: oh my gosh! [ laughter ] on what chart? >> steve: billboard. >> jimmy: billboard. hey, just saw this. j.k. rowling, author of the "harry potter" series, is set to publish her first novel for adults. yeah, because "harry potter" definitely wasn't for adults. [ laughter ] it was for children, of course. [ laughter ] why would i own a